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keepcalmandlovemanchesterunited:

Manchester United suffered more significant injuries than any other club and our players were missing for more days through injury than players at any other club. On the other hand, Manchester City suffered the least number of significant injury. And we lost the title on goal difference.

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keepcalmandlovemanchesterunited:

Manchester United suffered more significant injuries than any other club and our players were missing for more days through injury than players at any other club. On the other hand, Manchester City suffered the least number of significant injury. And we lost the title on goal difference.

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Fucking idiot

Look at the date. 
THE DATE 

Look at the date. 

THE DATE 

This is how far my distraction goes

Wrote ‘Curriculum Vitae’ on a Word document 

Thought of the word ‘Angel’ 

Thought of the song by Shaggy named ‘Angel’ 

Went on Spotify to listen to it

Saw a list of songs he’d sung

Started listening to ‘It Wasn’t Me’

Thought of my childhood, and how I remember this song. Then I thought of Nickelback (I remember them too)

Listened to ‘Photograph’ by Nickelback

Wondered why people didn’t like Nickelback, so I Googled it

Spent ages reading through answers (ans: mediocre. Repetitive. Failed rock band).

Agreed with the people who said they liked Nickelback

Went back to my Word document 

Leggo?

Dan stop saying bollocks and…

according-to-colour-fusion:

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A poorly made GIF shall not prevent me from believing your crazy obsession with our Prime Minister has culminated yet. It hasn’t happened, and the sooner you realise this, the sooner we can begin to ween you off of him, Mia.